simonenn

—    Who needs dry cleaning? You can wear the same set of cloths every day. —    Fairies are annoying, no matter what color they come in. —    That a tye-dye fairy might not be such a bad idea. —    You can walk for days on end, battle giant monsters and run around a huge world performing tedious tasks on a single night of fitful sleep. —    If you suddenly go into a seven-year slumber, don't worry, your hair won't budge an inch. —    And your tunic gets bigger. —    And somehow, you'll wake up wearing white tights. I want to know who put them ON (Zelda: Wasn't me! I swear! Y-you can't prove a thing!)